Heavy.com — http://www.heavy.com/news/2013/06/lindsay-mills-edward-snowden-girlfriend-whistleblower/ — on Snowden’s girlfriend.
When it’s not peddling cats, the Internet really is a piece of shit.
I just realized, while checking my email, that lasts night’s dreams included a particularly strange one in which I was driving through what seemed to be a rural street near my house while dodging a small stampede of gray cows as they haphazardly crossed in front of my car, leaving me no time to hit the brakes.
Cows. Gray cows.
(Side note: I’ve been reading a lot of P.G. Wodehouse so I might start addressing all of you as Jeeves. Pretending, in a virtual way, that I have a personal valet, similar to the protagonist in Jonathan Ames’s Wake Up, Sir! I’m only toying with the idea, but it seems like a good one.)