December 2011
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Enya Has Craig To Thank For Odd Dragon Tattoo... →
“Daniel Craig hopped up and picked up his iPod and scrolled through it and said, ‘Here it is…’ We almost p**sed ourselves, we were laughing so hard (but) it wasn’t a reflection on the track - it’s not like it’s part of the serial-killer playlist on iTunes.” - I’ve always liked Daniel Craig as an actor, but now I think I love him.
Dec 30th
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“She thought of the damage people do to each other, sometimes incalculable, and...”
– Jim Harrison | The Farmer’s Daughter
Dec 30th
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I just finished eating three perfectly cooked over easy eggs fried in butter, with the last of the chicken from the chicken paprika I made a week ago, and a cup of unsweetened darjeeling tea. The chicken simmered for so long that after sitting in the fridge overnight it was like jello. I ate a lot of it the second day but didn’t have much more because of Christmas and the rest. Like all...
Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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“      One Friday afternoon in mid-April her father showed up with a huge...”
– Jim Harrison | The Farmer’s Daughter - That quotation takes up roughly one side of one printed page. I’ve read entire books that don’t manage to say even one third of what this passage says. I can’t say with any real authority that Jim Harrison is the best writer alive...
Dec 26th
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“Then before my eyes, Is standing still / I beheld it there, a city on a hill / I...”
– David Byrne + Brian Eno | “One Fine Day” - The first or perhaps second time I listened to this song it brought me to tears. It is very definitely appropriate for today. For me, at least.
Dec 25th
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My stoned little psycho with her cat nip filled Christmas present. She was just under a year old the first time I gave her cat nip. I sprayed some “liquid cat nip” in her bed and got her to lay in it. She stood up—or tried to stand up—a few times, and then just fell over and pissed herself. Yes, she literally got so high that she fell over and pissed herself. She...
Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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“And yet, does weight matter? Not really. Look what weightlessness can do. When...”
– NPR | “Let’s Weigh The Internet (Or Maybe Let’s Not)”
Dec 22nd
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I barely have a hangover.
I’m just tired. Slivovitz is a Golden God.
Dec 22nd
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Just shot 20-30 rounds into the air while yelling THE EVE OF THE SOLSTICE. Standing next to the Swedish fire log. Buzzed off SLIVOVITZ. I hope I never shoot a plane. Or a bird. Especially a bird. Unless I mean to. Like, a duck or something. Perhaps a goose. By the way—it’s really fucking warm out. I’m wearing a white t shirt and chinos. It’s sixty something degrees. This...
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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“your liveblogging of THE EVE OF THE SOLSTICE is making me want to do something...”
– intellectual word-vomit - FUCK. SHIT. UP. It’s THE EVE OF THE SOLSTICE, there is no excuse for not doing something awesome.
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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http://jamesnoor.tumblr.com/post/14570321318/my-fir... →
oneagainstnature: I love you. I LOVE YOU TOO RY RY. IM’MA GIVE YOU A CALL SOON. MY PHONE HAS BEEN DEAD AND MY INTERNET IS AT .4MBPS WHEN IT SHOULD BE AT 5. FOR THREE MONTHS. I HAVE THE WORST PHONE COMPANY IN EXISTENCE. I SHOULD CALL THEM OUT ON SOME KIND OF EMERGENCY DURING THE EVE OF THE SOLSTICE CELEBRATIONS, AND THEN SEE IF THEY’RE STILL WILLING TO FUCK ME UP AND DOWN. THE REPAIR...
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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My first conversation of the day:
“I have a lot to do today.” “Why? What do you mean? “For THE EVE OF THE SOLSTICE.” “It’s too early for this. Wait, what are you doing?” “I have to use the chainsaw to make some Swedish fire logs, sharpen my knives, prepare a fire pit, get my face paints ready. And some other shit.” “Why are you sharpening knives?” ...
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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mollypeck asked: Also! Don't gove up--just tweak that fantasy so that it involves Kim Jong-Il's CORPSE. Problem solved. You're welcome.
Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
Dec 20th
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“Either way, many of the people actually loading and unloading trucks, packing...”
– Mac McClelland | Pity the Elf Slaves of Online Shipping [Mother Jones]
Dec 20th
“That bitch is hot.”
– @klight, my very asexual friend, on Rooney Mara in The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Kim Jong-il is dead.
And with him my most elaborate sex fantasy.
Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
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“   —Well, Stephen said. Do you remember the rest?      —What you...”
– James Joyce | A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man
Dec 18th
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“Every jackass going the roads thinks he has ideas.”
– James Joyce | A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man
Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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“As of March 2011, he is in hiding, stating that his “life was under...”
– Wikipedia article on Adrian Lamo - I’d never heard of this pile of shit until today. I truly hope that someone beats him until there’s nothing left to identify and then shits and pisses on whatever is left. What a putrid pile of garbage.
Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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indielowercase: jamesnoor: I posted a picture of myself. you are your beard just as i am my machete. holyfuckingshit ithoughtthatwasabanjo. machete is far better than banjo. better than beard, even.
Dec 15th
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There better be a half eaten radioactive partially burning corpse and reports of zombies fleeing the scene for me to find any justification for the amount of fucking sirens I keep hearing.
Dec 15th
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I posted a picture of myself.
Dec 15th