“ Though he clearly teaches life lessons and even offers valuable insights to The Gang, Frank’s worldview is often very skewed. In the episode “Mac and Dennis: Manhunters,” Dennis remarks that some of the stories Frank tells of his life come straight from John Rambo’s life. In “The Gang Gets Held Hostage,” Frank emulates John McClane from the Die Hard film series. In the episode “Mac Is a Serial Killer,” Dennis says Frank “makes less and less sense as the days go by,” and in the episode “The Gang Gets Lost in The Woods,” Dee says to Frank “I just don’t question the things you do anymore.” Frank has displayed diminishing mental capacities as the show goes on, often seemingly to forget what he’s saying in the middle of a sentence, which may be shaped by a life time of substance abuse. He has a tendency to trip on LSD, where he has manifested traumatizing experiences being trapped in the bathrooms of recreational vehicles. Like the rest of the Gang, he often drinks alcohol, but usually not to the excess that the others do, except in the episode “The Gang Gives Frank an Intervention.” Frank is also notable for his recreational use of Marijuana, using the drug with a higher frequency than other members of The Gang. Frank has shown extreme violent tendencies and, unlike his cowardly friends, seems to relish physical confrontations and inflicting physical pain on others. He is known for carrying around a snub-nosed revolver on him at all times, producing it whenever and wherever he or others in The Gang feels it is necessary, pointing it around, even firing it, mostly at inappropriate times, such as when he thought there was a grease fire in Paddy’s in the episode “The Gang Gives Frank an Intervention. ”

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Holy fucking shit, this Frank Reynolds Wikipedia article is amazing.

I don’t know much I would have to do to complete my transition into Frank Reynolds. I could do more drugs, but everything else here could easily have been written about me.