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And I will not be sucked on--by you.

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mollypeck:

Be careful what you ask of the Internet, John Hodgman.
(not exactly my best work, but i only had my lunch break)

If I were a billionaire this would be up on a screen in Times Square. But I’m not. So it’s going on my blog.

mollypeck:

Be careful what you ask of the Internet, John Hodgman.

(not exactly my best work, but i only had my lunch break)

If I were a billionaire this would be up on a screen in Times Square. But I’m not. So it’s going on my blog.