“ While attempting to find a tree, he discovers that their city has been closed off from the outside world, and meets the reclusive Once-ler (Ed Helms), who recounts the story of how he met the Lorax (Danny DeVito), a grumpy yet charming creature who serves as guardian of the land. ”

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Danny Fucking DeVito is voicing the Lorax

Danny “I like hangin’ out under bridges and bangin’ whores” DeVito. I’m going to have to see this in the theater. The entire time I’ll be imagining the Lorax dropping his magnum condom that he uses for his monster dong. Perhaps he’ll pull out his wad of hundreds.